LET ME RE-PHRASE...My NeW sWaG

ok...so like...i hate shopping.

well....let me re-phrase.  for those who dont know me...im not your average person.  i will not be in the fancy dress section at whatever place you buy those things and you wont spot me buying high dollar pumps.  i dont even think that youll find me in the girls department on most occasions.  once, my mom put me in a dress when i was like 6 and i "accidentally" spilled juice on it.  can you freakn believe that?!?!?! 

BOOM!  i got to wear shorts instead.  thats kinda how i roll.

three stores youll most likely find me at:
1.  DICKS...i love dicks. (hmmm...thats weird.)
2.  TARGET
3.  Barnes and Noble

1.  love love love this place.  speaking of my love for dicks (winkface). today i bought the sweetest gear.  this is why i when payday/gift cards/reward cards all come at the same time.  CHECK OUT MY NEW SWAG!!!!! 

most awesome shoes and laces

compliments of sarah ; )

sweetest shorts ever!!!!

 2.  i love boys...t-shirts that is (DUH).  they are way cooler than anything in the girls section on any day.  girls clothes always have some like flower or sequin sh*t on them anyways.  or they come in pastel colors or Vneck.  BOOF!  besides right next to the boys section is the toy section.  next to the toy section is the athletic section.  BAM. pure AWESOMENESS.  you know whats next to the girls section anyways....take a guess...ill wait....(as i hum to myself...)

yeah...i know....PURSES.  GEH!  

3.  now i hate reading, but i love this store bc they have a book for everything.  i hate reading, but i love all the sweet puzzles and art things and hands on things they have.  this store is awesome!  did i mention that i hate reading?  however, i do like their magazines bc they are they have every magazine from sports illustrated (swimsuit edition...thank you) to art magazines to running magazines....DUH!

retail therapy is stellar.  i highly recommend it.