so yeah...i remember the first time i took swim lessons and they made me go off the diving board...but i refused. i wouldnt go off, nor would i go back down. i sat on the board with a death grip and cried until the life guard pried me off. i think i was 6.
so im not quite the swimmer, stating the obvious. i also recall the 5,000 times my brother wanted to secretly drown me, or the time i got stuck under rafts at the water park, or the time i got caught in a rip tide, or the time my life jacket came off when i was thrown from the jet ski, or the time i stopped breathing and turned blue, so....basically what im saying is:
AMY + WATER = NO BUENO
however, i enjoyed my nice, slow, RA-TARD swim tonight. i dont know how to swim and im totally ok with that. but see the problem is this. competition. the guy next to me was really good and i think we were secretly racing...well...i was racing...or maybe it was more like tag, but i was IT-the whole time.
dee, kinda like when i said, "so...i dont really like running next to the same person the whole time...?" it was one of those moments.
going on the record #1: men should not wear speedos. period. the end.
going on the record #2: do not walk around the locker room with ZILCH-O clothes on...please. thanks.
going on the record #3: IM AWESOME!
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